I think there is a Jingle on your rooftop!
Oh, no, call the Zinski for a mop.
You can't mop a Jingle from the rooftop
You have to blow a horn and make it hop!
My uncle came and blew his bugle all day
Until that funny Jingle went away!
I think there is a Zuproot in your mailbox!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a rock.
You can't throw rocks at Zuproots in your mailbox
You have to have a Quox politely knock.
"Excuse me", said the Quox, "you'll have to move now"
"No problem, " said the Zupoot with a box.
I think there is a Dinrap on your right shoe!
Oh no, call the Zinsi for a clue.
"Yes, there is a Dinrap on your right shoe,"
"You'll have to call the Keeper of the Zoo."
The Keeper of the Zoo came out that same day
And sent that silly Dinrap on it's way.
I think there is a Snibby on your raincoat!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a note.
"Use B flat," said the Zinski, "it gets my vote",
"When you want a Snibby off your coat."
B flat, B flat, I played upon my old Zote.
"I'm off," said Snibbly, "that note gets my goat."
I think there is a Roglet on your toothbrush!
Oh no, call the Zinski she should know.
Put a bowl of mush beside your toothbrush,
And you will see how quickly he will go.
The Roglet moved along with such a swift rush
That he left tiny footprints on my toe.
I think there is a Nubbox on your flagpole!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a look.
"You'll have to have a Panda and a Mad Mole,"
"And twenty Sotos who know how to cook."
All that to get a Nubbox off my flagpole?"
I think there is a Snoxous on your rosebush!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a push.
"You can't push a Snoxous from a rosebush,
You have to ask the Zastion foer a swoosh."
"I'm here," said the Zastion with a loud moosh."
And swooshed that awful Snoxous from my bush.
I think there is a Squibble in your bathtub!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a club.
You can't club a Snooter in your bathtub,
He might stop your drain up with a zub.
"Oh Squibble, will you please leave my bathtub?"
"Of course," he said, "just give my back a scrub!"
I think there is a Truble on your toadstool!
On no, call the Zinski for a rule.
"Excuse me," said the Zinski to the Truble,
"Why are you resting here upon this stool?"
"I'm waiting for a ride upon a pack mule."
"Excellent," said the Zinski, "that's the rule."
I think there is a Wickle on your nickel!
"Oh no," call the Zinski for broom.
You can't sweep a Wickle from your nickel,
Unless you have a Druble in the room.
I had to go downtown and rent a Druble,
Just to sweep the Wickle with a broom."
I think there is a Sniddle on your middle!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a boot.
You must not boot a Sniddle on your middle,
You must have a Ziddle or a Zoot.
"I'm coming," said the Ziddle with a fiddle,
"Goodbye," said the Sniddle with a hoot.
I think there is a Snoodle on your noodle!
Oh no, call the Zinski, she is smart.
You can't get a Snoodle off your noodle,
Unless he sees a Boonski with a heart.
It took awhile to find that special Boonski,
But when I did the Snoodle did depart.
Copyright 20013
Pebs and I thank you!
Oh, no, call the Zinski for a mop.
You can't mop a Jingle from the rooftop
You have to blow a horn and make it hop!
My uncle came and blew his bugle all day
Until that funny Jingle went away!
I think there is a Zuproot in your mailbox!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a rock.
You can't throw rocks at Zuproots in your mailbox
You have to have a Quox politely knock.
"Excuse me", said the Quox, "you'll have to move now"
"No problem, " said the Zupoot with a box.
I think there is a Dinrap on your right shoe!
Oh no, call the Zinsi for a clue.
"Yes, there is a Dinrap on your right shoe,"
"You'll have to call the Keeper of the Zoo."
The Keeper of the Zoo came out that same day
And sent that silly Dinrap on it's way.
I think there is a Snibby on your raincoat!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a note.
"Use B flat," said the Zinski, "it gets my vote",
"When you want a Snibby off your coat."
B flat, B flat, I played upon my old Zote.
"I'm off," said Snibbly, "that note gets my goat."
I think there is a Roglet on your toothbrush!
Oh no, call the Zinski she should know.
Put a bowl of mush beside your toothbrush,
And you will see how quickly he will go.
The Roglet moved along with such a swift rush
That he left tiny footprints on my toe.
I think there is a Nubbox on your flagpole!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a look.
"You'll have to have a Panda and a Mad Mole,"
"And twenty Sotos who know how to cook."
All that to get a Nubbox off my flagpole?"
I think there is a Snoxous on your rosebush!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a push.
"You can't push a Snoxous from a rosebush,
You have to ask the Zastion foer a swoosh."
"I'm here," said the Zastion with a loud moosh."
And swooshed that awful Snoxous from my bush.
I think there is a Squibble in your bathtub!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a club.
You can't club a Snooter in your bathtub,
He might stop your drain up with a zub.
"Oh Squibble, will you please leave my bathtub?"
"Of course," he said, "just give my back a scrub!"
I think there is a Truble on your toadstool!
On no, call the Zinski for a rule.
"Excuse me," said the Zinski to the Truble,
"Why are you resting here upon this stool?"
"I'm waiting for a ride upon a pack mule."
"Excellent," said the Zinski, "that's the rule."
I think there is a Wickle on your nickel!
"Oh no," call the Zinski for broom.
You can't sweep a Wickle from your nickel,
Unless you have a Druble in the room.
I had to go downtown and rent a Druble,
Just to sweep the Wickle with a broom."
I think there is a Sniddle on your middle!
Oh no, call the Zinski for a boot.
You must not boot a Sniddle on your middle,
You must have a Ziddle or a Zoot.
"I'm coming," said the Ziddle with a fiddle,
"Goodbye," said the Sniddle with a hoot.
I think there is a Snoodle on your noodle!
Oh no, call the Zinski, she is smart.
You can't get a Snoodle off your noodle,
Unless he sees a Boonski with a heart.
It took awhile to find that special Boonski,
But when I did the Snoodle did depart.
Copyright 20013
Pebs and I thank you!
